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Brian Wendell Morton has a hard time telling the truth. But unlike your accountant, your lawyer or possibly your congressman, that’s Brian’s job.

Brian has woven together many honest pursuits in his career: award-winning radio journalist, congressional press secretary, newspaper columnist, published author, and White House staffer. Formerly the in-house magician at the Explorer’s Lounge of Baltimore’s chic Harbor Court Hotel, he has opened for international recording artist Leon Redbone, performed for Fortune 500 companies, at the Kennedy Center, and for the 400,000 people each year that visit the Maryland Renaissance Festival, the top-grossing event of its kind in the country.

The Baltimore City Paper said, “Wherever he got his training, Morton’s slight-of-hand and mind-reading act — he calls it ‘blatant dishonesty in the name of wonder’ — is something to behold.”


Don’t miss this! I guarantee you, you will be mesmerized!

Thursday, March 19, 2026 2pm
The Woodlands Community Room. Reception to follow in the Living Room
Woodlands Residences – no charge. Non- residence $20 pp

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com

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