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Swindle School with Brian Wendell Morton - March 19th

Brian Wendell Morton has a hard time telling the truth. But unlike your accountant, your lawyer or possibly your congressman, that’s Brian’s job.

Brian has woven together many honest pursuits in his career: award-winning radio journalist, congressional press secretary, newspaper columnist, published author, and White House staffer. Formerly the in-house magician at the Explorer’s Lounge of Baltimore’s chic Harbor Court Hotel, he has opened for international recording artist Leon Redbone, performed for Fortune 500 companies, at the Kennedy Center, and for the 400,000 people each year that visit the Maryland Renaissance Festival, the top-grossing event of its kind in the country.

The Baltimore City Paper said, “Wherever he got his training, Morton’s slight-of-hand and mind-reading act — he calls it ‘blatant dishonesty in the name of wonder’ — is something to behold.”


Don’t miss this! I guarantee you, you will be mesmerized!

Thursday, March 19, 2026 2pm
The Woodlands Community Room. Reception to follow in the Living Room
Woodlands Residences – no charge. Non- residence $20 pp

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Baltimore's Evergreen Museum & Library - March 24th

If you have never visited Baltimore’s Evergreen Museum & Library – you are in for a treat!

Evergreen Museum & Library is housed in a Gilded Age mansion surrounded by 26 acres of gardens and woods. The museum is home to a renowned collection of fine and decorative arts, rare books, and manuscripts assembled by two generations of Baltimore’s civic-minded Garrett family (1878-1952). Though originally constructed in 1858, Evergreen was drastically expanded and altered by the Garretts to accommodate their eclectic collections, and today is listed on the National Register of Historic Places. Visitors can experience the museum through guided tours that explore the Garretts, their extraordinary collections, and Evergreen’s transformation from a country villa to a hub for contemporary musicians, writers, and artists.
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Leave The Woodlands 8:30 am – Back at 4:30 Lunch (location TBA) at your own expense 
Woodland Residents and their guest exclusive signup period through March 10, 2026
$11 pp for residents, $31 pp for non-residents

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Rick Steves’ Europe: A Symphonic Journey with the Fairfax Symphony - March 29th

Sunday, March 29, 2026 | 5pm                                                                         
The GMU Center for the Arts                                                                                                           
Leave The Woodlands at 3:30pm (for the pre-concert talk)
Best known for his acclaimed PBS series and bestselling travel guides, Rick Steves invites audiences on a different kind of journey — A Symphonic Journey. Join Rick Steves live on stage together with the Fairfax Symphony for an unforgettable musical tour across Europe. From the sweeping landscapes of Italy and Norway to the charm of England, Austria, and beyond, this unique program pairs Romantic-era masterpieces by composers including Grieg, Verdi, Strauss, and Beethoven with stunning visuals and captivating storytelling. With Rick Steves as your tour guide, discover the rich history behind these timeless works—bringing each note to life in a whole new way.
Perfect for lovers of music, history, and travel!
Orchestra Tickets: $80 (Resident Price)  Exclusive Resident Signup Period through March 8, 2026                                                                                         
Non-Residents: Sign-up after March 8: $100 (Non-Resident Price)
Limited Space. Don’t miss out, make your reservations now!

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Virginia State Capitol - April 14th

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


The Woodlands Presents A Daytrip to Wonderful Winterthur - May 5th

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


A visit to Historic Kenmore - May 19th

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Lewis Ginter Botanical Gardens - June 9th

Come celebrate what’s new at the Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden!

Last year we explored the gardens and saw the construction of the Conservatory – It’s open now! And it is GLORIOUS!

One of my favorite parts is the Butterfly Exhibition!

Imagine making personal friends with these gentle creatures, as they fly around us – and may actually land on us!

We’ll have lunch in the welcome center (at your own expense) – and don’t forget the incredible gift shop (also at your own expense!)

Tuesday, June 9, 2026
Leave the Woodlands at 8:30 am – back at 3:30 pm
Exclusive signup period for residents through May 19, 2026
Residents- $25 pp – Non-residents $50 pp

Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Martha's Vineyard & Cape Cod - June 2026

More Information Coming Soon!

Reserve your spot now!  Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Hudson Valley - September 2026

More Information Coming Soon!

Reserve your spot now!  Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Christmas in Newport, RI - November 2026

More Information Coming Soon!

Reserve your spot now!  Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Christmas in New York City - December 2026

More Information Coming Soon!

Reserve your spot now!  Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


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