Swindle School with Brian Wendell Morton - March 19th
Brian Wendell Morton has a hard time telling the truth. But unlike your accountant, your lawyer or possibly your congressman, that’s Brian’s job.
Brian has woven together many honest pursuits in his career: award-winning radio journalist, congressional press secretary, newspaper columnist, published author, and White House staffer. Formerly the in-house magician at the Explorer’s Lounge of Baltimore’s chic Harbor Court Hotel, he has opened for international recording artist Leon Redbone, performed for Fortune 500 companies, at the Kennedy Center, and for the 400,000 people each year that visit the Maryland Renaissance Festival, the top-grossing event of its kind in the country.
The Baltimore City Paper said, “Wherever he got his training, Morton’s slight-of-hand and mind-reading act — he calls it ‘blatant dishonesty in the name of wonder’ — is something to behold.”
Don’t miss this! I guarantee you, you will be mesmerized!
Thursday, March 19, 2026 2pm
The Woodlands Community Room. Reception to follow in the Living Room
Woodlands Residences – no charge. Non- residence $20 pp
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Baltimore's Evergreen Museum & Library - March 24th
If you have never visited Baltimore’s Evergreen Museum & Library – you are in for a treat!
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Rick Steves’ Europe: A Symphonic Journey with the Fairfax Symphony - March 29th
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Virginia State Capitol - April 14th
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


The Woodlands Presents A Daytrip to Wonderful Winterthur - May 5th
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


A visit to Historic Kenmore - May 19th
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Lewis Ginter Botanical Gardens - June 9th
Come celebrate what’s new at the Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden!
Last year we explored the gardens and saw the construction of the Conservatory – It’s open now! And it is GLORIOUS!
One of my favorite parts is the Butterfly Exhibition!
Imagine making personal friends with these gentle creatures, as they fly around us – and may actually land on us!
We’ll have lunch in the welcome center (at your own expense) – and don’t forget the incredible gift shop (also at your own expense!)
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
Leave the Woodlands at 8:30 am – back at 3:30 pm
Exclusive signup period for residents through May 19, 2026
Residents- $25 pp – Non-residents $50 pp
Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Martha's Vineyard & Cape Cod - June 2026
More Information Coming Soon!
Reserve your spot now! Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Hudson Valley - September 2026
More Information Coming Soon!
Reserve your spot now! Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Christmas in Newport, RI - November 2026
More Information Coming Soon!
Reserve your spot now! Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com


Christmas in New York City - December 2026
More Information Coming Soon!
Reserve your spot now! Contact Barbara Kioker at 703-667-9800 Extension 4097 or bkiker@thewoodlandsccrc.com
















